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Hey, new here, moving to vancouver soon, looking for friends=) i have pics and stuff so just ask

For now, I live on Vancouver Island, but I'll be in Vancouver for a couple of weeks starting friday.  Maybe I'll see you out and about.

Swoop

It's from a song.  When sung it kind of has a Sharon, Lois, and Bram feel, so when the lyrics finally sink in, most people get a little disturbed.  ;D

You're always welcome at our house

A man came to our house

Our house

Our house

A man came to our our house

To sell some brooms.

So we asked him to come in,

And we hit him with a hammer,

And we hid him in the closet

In my father's room.

But you're always welcome at our house

Any time of the day.

Yes,

You're always welcome at our house,

And we hope you will stay.

A lady came to our house

Our house

Our house

A lady came to see why I wasn't in school.

So we asked her to come in,

And we gave her poisoned lemonade,

And hid her in the freezer where it's nice and cool.

But you're always welcome in our house.

Any time of the day.

Yes,

You're always welcome at our house,

And we hope you will stay.

A kid came into our yard

Our yard

Our yard

A kid came into our yard to get his ball.

We asked him to come in,

And we took in the basement,

And we sealed him up inside the basement wall.

But you're always welcome in our house.

Any time of the day.

Yes,

You're always welcome at our house,

And we hope you will stay.

So when you come to our house

Our house

Our house

When you come to our house,

We'll have some fun.

We'll ask you to come in,

And we'll take you in the kitchen,

And we'll put you in the oven until you're done.

But you're always welcome in our house.

Any time of the day.

Yes,

You're always welcome at our house,

And we hope you will stay.

And we know you will stay.

[chuckle]

-Shel Silverstein

In a kind of "free association" thing, it's one of the first two things that pop into my head with the word "Welcome."  The other is the host's song from Cabaret.

So, once again, welcome!   ;D

Swoop