try to keep it under 6 quotes, and please dont get angry if they are obviously ment as a joke.
1: if you can't enjoy yourself, enjoy somone else!
2: I have been called worse things by better people! (some lady on the street called me a satanist because i was a wiccan and this was my reply)
3:if less is more think of how much more more would be! (faisure)