Am I a Goth?
If people call you a goth and you are inclined to deny it, you probably are one.
If you call yourself a goth but no one else does, you probably aren't.
If you call yourself a goth, think moping makes you cool, hating the world is cool, lurk on mailing lists, newsgroups, and blog sites but never actually go out and socialize with anyone, let alone other goths, then you definitely aren't. Consider therapy.