The Reprobate Ball
Thursday, December 31, 2015 - 9:00pm
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Tired of the major hype that is New Years Eve that only leaves you soaking wet and penniless waiting eternally for a cab that may never come? Then COME ONE COME ALL TO THE REPROBATE BALL! Well actually there's only room for shy of a hundred of the coolest people in Vancouver, so if you don't fit this description then you and your douchebag buddies are NOT INVITED!
Back by unpopular demand this New Years Eve come celebrate degenerate-style with Vancouver's most entertaining and douche-free miscreants. This is low-key but ACTION-PACKED house party is brought to you by people who didn't want to clean up after your messy asses.
Basically it's an entertainment shit-show with no set schedule. Come in for live acts at god knows what time featuring but not limited to:
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-MALVINA MASVINO
-BRUCE WANG
-ROE BUTTS
-SHERRY HYMEN
-ROSIE THORNBUSH
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-RUSS FOXX
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- DOUBLE D.J. ROY
-MORRIS BARTLETT (if he shows up)
-ADAM ZED
-JESSE INNOCALLA
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-THE WORLDS WORST DJ
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-BLOODY BETTY (until she gets too drunk to care and then you're all on your own)
PLUS TONS OF CONTESTS & CRAZY PRIZES!!!
...and GOD KNOWS WHAT TBA.
***MESSAGE BLOODY BETTY IF YA WANNA LEND YOUR TALENTS TO ENTERTAIN THE MASSES OF ASSES.
So leave your crappy no-fun friends at home or somewhere on Granville Street and come get weird with Vancouver's finest at being unrefined!
LanaLou's
362 Powell Street, Vancouver
*Doors at 8
Show at 9
*Donation at the door, all money goes to the performers.