Wow, I think I wrecked my keyboard by drooling all over it. Well, they definitely can provide the service I need, I just hope I don't have to whore a family member to pay for it.
"Our clients include a wide range of businesses, fraternal organizations, service industries and government agencies." ...as financially intimidating as this sounds I'm probably going to email them anyway.
I think I'll pray to the gods of stinky incense and dollarstore candles tonight, for a positive (and affordable) reply.
Thank you very much for the link.